"Want to tell me what that was about?"
"A man coming to the end of himself."
my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw. half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down
U waking up with a boner: *jacks it*
Me wakin up with a boner: Hey guys it’s Todd again. As you can see I’m ridin through the city having a fucking BLAST baby! Hahaa yeah! White guys connect, looking for any single females, yeah baby.
its almost midnight you know what that means..
That it’s almost midnight